23 year old british i.t. guy living in nyc. captain of the obvious, champion of the oblivious. he lives as an old man - half jazz and half folk rock. notoriously self-aware, self-conscious, and self-deprecating. his best friend is a stuffed guinea pig named harvey. this is the story of how he became an internet adventurer.
Is suicide an option, or
twilight...
hey look I’m in a musical.
I’ll inform my 4 doctors and dietitian of this idea at once. I can’t believe we never thought of that.
the worst episode of Doctor W ho has to be Love & Monsters
You know what this means right? TOURRRRRRR
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The most epic way to do your laundry
> It’s drumming for all other machines to rise up and destroy all humans.
> Still better than Skrillex.
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Zachary Quinto lets Susan Blackwell “smash it like a pancake”
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Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars
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This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
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My new favorite GIF ever. Harry is the biggest third wheel in the history of life. Thank God for this GIF.
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